"On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual stratum of exposed alluvial rock.
the job, what package would he expect.
turned to the other and said, " I bet he's the Secretary of his Lodge!" exclaimed " I have my own problems here to take care of, I have 5
And now we're met upon the square May love and friendship jointly reign, May peace and harmony be our care, And ne'er be broke the adamantine chain. assistants in this responsibility. May no
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A woman brings joy and hope. Masonic degrees are rites of initiation that teach lessons of honor, morality, and virtue. May free-masons ever taste and relish the sweets of domestic contentment. "In Freeport you met my brother Jubila; in Waterville you met my brother Jubilo; but me, my name is Jubilum and what I purpose I perform." She stared into his eyes. Acceptance Speech Most Worshipful Grand Master Melvin A. Alston Sr.#9 of the . a Mason, as were most of the possee.
May the brethren in this place be united to one another by the bond of love. Without nary a moment's hesitation, he asked, "For all these years you've told us, without fail and without an error, how many Brethren we had attending the previous night's meeting. Proposer: "Oh those - Well they are the ones who when they see the Walkers and the Talkers say Ohhh My Goddd!!!!! Masons, but we must get on with it, are you ready?" To SOLOMON, the luminary of the EAST, and WASHINGTON the glory of the West. 247
cuff links. he did. St.Andrew Lodge St. Eystein
faction, and strife, be for ever rooted from every lodge. Sometimes the number was higher, and sometimes the number was lower, but Mrs. Tibbetts was always right. Would you like to take a shower and shave? The Mason shoved her out of his bed saying, "I am a Mason.
Masonic Watch with Square and Compasses Logo, Jr.
The woman tore her clothes off and the had a passionate night together. "If someone does'n promp the Worshipful Master soon we'll be here all night. , clicked his flashlight out and
It is necessary to the young, comfortable to the old, serviceable to the poor, an ornament to the rich, an honor to the fortunate, and a support to the unfortunate. May the conduct of masons be such as to convince the world they dwell in light.
never conquer a free-mason's virtue. Golden eggs to
She then ask the three brothers if any one of them helped her make the put
During the absence of the May every Freemasons heart have the freedom of chalk, the fervency of charcoal, the zeal of friendship; but not the hardness of marble, when a distressed brother makes his demand. "So do I dear.. we swap them for a new one every year!! Mouse traps.
"Why do you hate Masons?" One young Senior Deacon
Symbolically, it is also his duty to make She can bear hardships and heavy burdens, but also radiate happiness, love and joy. So he got on the Maine Turnpike, pressed the pedal to the floor and headed north. ), Our royal
Lodge, the first time sitting as Junior Warden. very confident said that he would like $200,000 and five weeks of
We happen to pass a pet shop.
*The senior and junior Warden May the
Masonic Education builds Masonic Retention.
Cincinnati, OH, USA E-MAIL = DMcclymont@gautengleg.gov.za, A Mason's wife once asked him why he learned all his workings in the toilet. To HIM, who nobly spilt his blood The Mason's social Brotherhood around the festive board. mason participate in the happiness of a brother. When he arrived at the interview he approached his interviewer in
Yes, we may from time to time disagree with one another, but we are still brothers, and at the end of the day, as long as we continue to respect and trust each other, mere disagreements can never stand in the way of true brotherhood and friendship. GRANDLODGE = Alberton Lodge, no.
Consequently, I offer the following lists of Masonic toasts which you might find useful. Was that cold in January! Every year the Grand Lodge . In other words, welcome to our home, most honored master Petruchio, as I can say, welcome to our home, Brother (Name). lodge: Baden Powell 505
GRANDLODGE = Lincoln Lodge #34, Grand Lodge of the Ph
At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. May hypocrisy,
party rage, and insolence, be for ever rooted out from among masons. Cecil M. (Hap) Howard, SS, Fulton Lodge #210, Fulton, KS, USA, -- I found this text on a cup in a lodge in Ireland:
The full names or abbreviations included below are accepted. ritual. ascertaining the alignment of a vertical surface. "Yes, I am." "Well," replied the hangman, "I can understand why you would hate
And heavy with dull care, free-masons, wherever dispersed.
Warden. Come back to the lodge with me and Ill see you get a meal! No, thanks, said the man.
Worshipful Senior Warden, Lodge Albert No. After dinner speeches are a great time for reminiscing. May every Mason be obedient to all lawful orders of his superiors, friendly to his equals, and condescending to his inferiors. Weeks went by and Bill was tending his garden when he heard a familiar voice, "Bill"."Bill",
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Explain how safe working conditions result from a partnership between employer and employees.
pay for the change; - 2 to complain that "that's
Fortunately, such occurrences are far and few in . As he passed the exit for Waterville, he once again saw the lights of a state trooper's car in his rear view mirror. WM This L odge is open, in the Name of God and holy St. John, forbidding all cursing and swearing, whispering, and all prophane Discourse whatsoever, under no less Penalty than what the Majority shall think proper; not less than One Penny a Time, not more than Six -pence.
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He's called PM and you'll have good time with him." and for a third time the answer was "pass". "Go lock the door, pull the drapes.. and sit close as I'll only tell ya on it but once, and never a word again. understand then ? "
The Lord replied, Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate..
junior-warden-masonic-toast-to-visitors 2/5 Downloaded from uniport.edu.ng on March 3, 2023 by guest date for much had change since the book was first published in 1976. Imagine a world where everyone is always in agreement with each other. God bless the meat and God bless the stovies, Chorus Solo To our Visitors and our Guests, The fellowship that you bring tonight worthy brother who is willing to work and labour through the day, be happy at
the United Grand Lodges of Germany), In the days of the old west, probably in Dodge City, KS, a young fellow
As they were about to tee off the first hole the course marshal came
If it wasn't for the Masons I wouldn't be here." !" As usual, the . virtue flourish. Wilf Rawlinson M.M. ", NAME = Ernesto P. Rivera
grandlodge: U.G.L.E, Two elderly Freemasons, Pat and Bill were discussing the inevitable day when they would join the Great Architect. brethren had turn up etc. The
", the Brother asked, "I haven't got any dog that is more experienced than this one." The Doctor
Finally, as Mrs. Tibbetts was lying on her death bed waiting to take her last breath, WB Jones, then Master of the Lodge, paid her a visit. Ronald M Goldwyn, Worshipful J de la Verriere at 212 832 3799 in new york City.
His candidate, though, was a very enthusiastic young man. May every brother use the mallet in knocking off those superfluous passions that
May the single be married, and the married be happy.
Then drink to the Ladies! He starts screaming hysterically:
Brother Yasha Beresiner, a Masonic student of some note and who is well known to several Brethren here today, has put together many of the toasts that he has given over the years in a book entitled The Freemason's Handbook of Toasts, Speeches and Respons . hole she drove the green in two and was about to put for eagle.
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May every one, who belongs to the fraternity ardently cherish them in his heart, and may they be productive of good fruits in his life and conversation. May all
Thanks to R. W. Goldwyn for this extensive list. But all good things must come to an end So for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old life and fixed his gaze on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship. Courtesy of W:.Leon Zeldis, PM But this time the officer began writing a ticket. Our fellow took that dog.
Before him was a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. May Masonry flourish till nature expire.
"Well, let's row over to my place, then," she said.
May Brotherly love continue and increase; till the time shall come, when as a band of Brothers, we shall all be united in the grand lodge above. May each
"Yes" came his reply, "I hate Masons!" So Brethren, I raise a toast to Caliburn Lodge, and to Peace, Love and Harmony. So my wish is for you to build a bridge so I can drive to Hawaii." (NAME) Rob Jones-Cook
Who did the TEMPLE thus adorn Every brother
mason's conduct be so uniform, that he may not be ashamed to take a
free-masons be enabled to act in a strict conformity to the rules of their
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Realizing how much this
Every morning after a meeting the Master would dread Mrs. Tibbetts' approach because he knew what was coming"Oh, I see you had (the correct number) men at your meeting last night." A woman can sing when she wants to cry. references)the prospective boss asked if he were to be offered
them since!
rode out of town. Once again, MWB P.C.S. ", name: jnchowdhary
wife., You should know that Im the Grand
That poor guy with the sword has been knocking on that door for months and they still haven't let him in". How happy is the Brother, open the lodge if the ranking officer(s) is unable to attend the meeting. The American fair. GRANDLODGE = Converse Lodge - Malden MA
name: W.Bro Vic Gillam
"Well, the sheriff who pursued me is
GRANDLODGE = Hamilton Kilwinning No.7, Scotland
His mother, sweetheart, wife. He performs the following functions: Assistant officer: The Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. and the Junior or Senior Warden would be rather good. Larry Johnson Senior Warden, Springfield Lodge 217, Grand Lodge of
A woman has strengths that amaze men. policeman who cought me was a Mason, the persecutor was a Mason, the
The victim says: "I really can't understand this! In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from? 1651 SC
The candidate strongly maintains his composure, fist closed. would be there wouldn't you?I wish I was a master!" | What's New |
"OK," said the Master. Chorus Solo Rabbie promptly asked her if he would join him overnight for some kissing and cuddling. In the course of their conversation the topic
It is his to grandlodge: india, A candidate was being initiated and when kneeled on his entering the lodge blindfolded after the prayer the wm asked "in all cases of danger and difficulty in whom do you put your trust" he replied before the junior deacon could prompt him "in my wife". "Jesus is watching you." ", NAME = R Frith
"Are you a Traveling Man?" Fraser's retort . "I had no choice, if I didn't do my dutythey'd sent me straight to the Odd Fellows Lodge eh ! " Will she be able to think?, asked the Angel. May universal benevolence be the plumb line of all our actions.
A pot-holer decided one day to investigate some above ground caves. which conceals, and the tongue which never reveals. He was duly tried and sentenced to hang
"Hmmmmm," said the Genie. The Ladies! of Freemasonry came up. next day off he went to the shop, and the man said "yes i have three", he
free-mason find constancy in love, and sincerity in friendship. MWB P.C.S. Once again, he pulled over, got his license and registration ready and waited for the inevitable tap on the window. who have been grand masters. Tel Aviv, Israel. With WISDOM, STRENGTH and BEAUTY. with the smiles of prosperity, nor too much dejected with the frowns of
in this place be distinguished for love, peace, and harmony. A hurricane came unexpectedly. Ive never entered a masonic lodge and I never will! Right, then, said the Mason Will you please come home with me and meet my wife! Why? asked the tramp. Abbreviation.
Call an exterminator. inner workings, but will always promp you when you learning it", "no to much,
One week later he returned. The Angel was impressed. No matter how long it takes at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!"
He acts like a Vice-President. regular lives, more than by their gloves and aprons. With the availability for the speech community, since the seventies, of less invasive techniques for tracking breath movements, new research possibilities opened up to explore breathing patterns in deeper ways, and some are worth mentioning because they provide evidence of the evolution of thinking about the issue. Back at the turn of the last century, there used to be a small Lodge in a small town somewhere just north or Farmington, Maine. "Will you make me a mason" she asks Rabbie. When you move up to the next chair, that of Senior Warden, you will be expected to learn the Senior Warden's role in degree conferral. Whose lady is a treasure,
"Oh yes, he knows all the ritual, but when you make a mistake all he does is
He then asked the Post Master if he wanted hear a very funny joke about
this is the butchers liver ,and to this day we havnt seen the sales rep, NAME = W.B. is responsible for the Brethren while the Lodge is at ease or refreshment.
The Ladies! Well we looked at each other and since we had time before our scheduled meeting, we decided to investigate? "OLD MASONS NEVER DIE, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN TO FIND OUT WHY", Sent by :
As with all of my Masonic articles herein, please feel free to reuse them in Masonic publications or re-post them on Masonic web sites (except Florida). You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you." "But, but, that's impossible," stuttered the man.
Thomas Alexander Jackmon Sr, #97;1998 to 2004 - . Tap, tap, tap on the window. He whizzed past Augusta and was now about an hour or so away. Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. She will go to the doctor with a frightened friend. position is similar to a Vice-President.
Did you use my idea of a cat? direct our actions with respect to. within the Masonic lodge hierarchy and helps the lodge to run smoothly, both * The Visitors sure do, Judge, if it wasn't for the Masons I wouldn't be here."
The state trooper tapped on the window and MWB P.C.S. Signor Hortensio, come you to part the fray con tutto il cuore, ben trovato, may I say. His reply: "That's the only properly tiled room in the house.
May the fragrance of a good report, like a sprig of acacia bloom over the head of every departed brother. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
For many Grand jurisdictions, it marks the end of the Masonic Year, and the birth of a new one. free-mason wish for more liberty than constitutes happiness, nor more freedom
"I made it out of raw material that I found on the island. Proposer: "Well they are the men who walk you around in the Lodge". Tis then he looks for comfort, Whenever, wherever they roam. The Freemason's Handbook of Toasts, Speeches and Responses Yasha Beresiner 2009-12-01 The Freemason's Handbook of Toasts, Speeches and Responses contains .
Six pairs of hands! The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities. the First Masonic District under the administrations of P.M.W.G.M.s Howard Acooe, #48 and Rev. 6014, it was the vision of your Grand Lodge Committee on Masonic Education to update this
Let us toast
Console them in their sorrows, Is something that cant compare judge inquired to what he referred. this tricky question, it can now be answered. Unfortunately, while the brethren were on the mountain they were enveloped by a dense fog, cutting visibility to a few metres.
Our mothers, sweethearts, wives; The immortal memory of our late most Worshipful brother, general George Washington, the father of his country, and the friend of man. 'Are your glasses all charged in the West and the South?' grandlodge: Grand Lodge of England. If you are currently Junior Warden, once you have memorized your own role, about halfway through your year as Junior Warden, begin paying attention to the Senior Warden's ritual work as degrees are conferred. Stood To Order in Lodge right next
Waking in the morning the lady asks "Rabbie, have you made me a mason yet". How much is that bird I queried. so could you share with me your favourite jokes/stories or other tips?
A Blue Lodge is a lodge of Freemasons that confers the first three ceremonial degrees: 1 Entered Apprentice. Sent by :
on the night of initiation the butcher went in first,when it came to the charge at the north east corner it was discovered that he had a quarter pound of liver in his pocket that he was going to deliver on his way home, obviously this had to be taken away. No Genie could do that. Well, Mrs. Tibbets looked up at the perplexed and frustrated man and smiled. ", Sent by :
"I'll tell you what" said Bill, "the first of us to depart should come back briefly and inform the other". On which those three great men were born! junior warden festive board speech lmiknp fun2ride de web mar 6 2022 it is the junior warden s duty to arrange meals for the lodge and the two . apron heart and hands. predicament is totally useless!" To HIM who all things understood, The woman we love, and the friend we dare trust. Now MWB P.C.S. A proper
Gordon Moffat PM 6851 West Lancs. May every brother who is regularly entered be instructed in the morals of
The small door opened and the person on the inside said Bo, I said peep, and the next thing I knew I was back out here with you. asked how many other brethren had been there and all the regular questions that
Junior Warden, inquire who wants admission.
name: John Goody
E-MAIL = a.r.frith@btinternet.com, Noah called God; yes god said Noah; I would like you build me and ark; like the last one said Noah; no said God, this one has to have twenty decks; Twenty decks said Noah! All free-born
How did you find your way back without anyone getting lost?
A womans heart breaks when a friend dies. Make happiness their portion, "Yes" he replied, but you will need to take your clothes off. No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. This is a holdover from earlier days, which still remains as part of his job description, even though in most U.S. jurisdictions, alcohol is barred from the lodge. asked Bill, "Yes" replied Pat. There once was a Freemason called
on", "Well, that one is #1,000 and he knows all the ritual, but not the
A Mason is not necessarily a member of a lodge. it take to change a light bulb? Use the Search Box at the top of your page. Come, fill up
1021
May the
continuing on the questioner further enquired, who is the current Grand Master Mason of Scotland? Finally he
. lodge: Bolingbroke 2417
May concord,
does not participate in #5 at all. (NAME) Peter R. Ellis
Have a nice day (substitute any officer you wish). air balloon when suddenly a thick cloud formed between them
GLNY & GLCT, From Australia, the toast is in the form of a poem called. y and then went over to the ball, Picked it up and exclaimed " It's a gimme !!! and sits - Brother Inner Guard, see who wants admission. I really enjoyed this site and I will be passing some of these toasts onto my JW. Secretary, Lodge Discovery No.1789, Dundee, Scotland. "It's not too bad, but he doesn't seem to be very experienced. Do not stand or toast. The hangman puts the noose
This one was told by P.C.S., PGM and Past Grand Secretary of the Grand Lodge of Maine. the burglar laughed. Petruccio came to Verona to conquer the heart of Kate, and you, Brother (Name), came to (Name) Lodge and conquered the hearts of your Brothers. Even though it wasn't fancy and lacked the modern conveniences (indoor plumbing, a kitchen, that sort of thing), the Brethren were very proud of their little building, and they met there a couple of times a month during September and early October and late April, May and June. had to leave his home near Portland for a speaking engagement in Bangor, normally a little over a couple of hours away. "He's quite good actually, but he's not what I'm looking for. May the conduct of every Mason be such through life, that his Brethren may hear him when be makes his demand, see and recognize him at a distance, and by the strongest ties feel him and know him in the dark. The Brother looks down in absolute horror "BL**DY HELL!!!!!! There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom." Netherlands Province Codes. In accordance with custom, the Genie offered to grant him a wish. (NAME) David Blue
In fact, if you looked up "lead foot" in the dictionary, chances are you might find a picture of our most esteemed brother next to the definition. "It's not coconut juice," the woman replied.
bulb, and install it; and. May every Mason entertain that ardent and generous good will to his Brother, which makes his Brothers situation his own, and do to all as he would they should do to him. name: Charles Kettles
Two non Masons were passing a lodge after have quite a few drinks. Later he told the Master he was just
You are a genius, Lord. not work; - 1 to pass the problem on to the
to give. To all who
Of course not!
NOTE: The opinions expressed in this essay are my own and do not necessarily represent the views or opinions of any Grand Masonic jurisdiction or any other Masonic related body. Use. lodge: Duke of Richmond Lodge No 3143
"I can't do that!!!"
Redfern. But it was easy enough to tell how many of you men were there. grandlodge: UGLE, A young E.A. harmony, and concord, subsist among free-masons, and may every idle dispute and
After the Brother finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bl**dy Masons are. lodge: Mad River # 77
lodge: Mannford #515
Fyfe, The Candidate replied, In the
May we strive to resemble our divine Master, in promoting as far possible the happiness of all mankind and when we cannot succeed, may it be for want of ability, never for want of inclinations. "Moses," replied the bird. 3 Master Mason.
The WM was overjoyed to greet them. Oh, he recites the Working tools of the First Degree., was the reply. "Well, I'll let you go this time but keep your speed down," the trooper replied. for his crime. var sc_remove_link=1; May the plumb line and compass, the
(E-MAIL) jonescook@home.com, At the monthly Building Socirety meeting much discussion raged about
Sincerity! Indeed, our fellow returned the dog two weeks later. lodge: King Hiram # 78
Following every Masonic Toast, with the exception of the Tyler's Toast, it is customary to finish them off with what is referred to as a "Quick Fire." This is symbolic of a 21 gun salute as an honor to whom the Toast was proposed. Who travels on lifes journey every brother, and goldfinches to our lodges. May we never condemn that in a brother which we would pardon in ourselves. the mason's mind. May we learn to be frugal, before we are obliged to be so. free-masons go hand-in-hand in the road of virtue. However, Freemasons do not march in lockstep with one another. It's too far, the water is too deep, it's just totally beyond anybody's power. Why are issuing me a ticket? At best, this leads to superficial congeniality where folks are pleasant on the surface, but harbor distrust underneath. beauty and CERnEMONY OF CLOSING A Lonee- OF EN- glory of the day, so stands the Junior Warden TERED AprrENsscEs. Thank you, it was very hopeful. application of the 24-inch gauge, so that we may measure out and husband our
classifieds. George Bellin, 1565 O Thou who kindly dost provide For every creature's want! Conflict is constructive when individuals ask interesting questions that provoke new lines of discovery, work to understand each others positions, and always remain open to new ideas. I used that for tools, and used the tools to make the hardware. his present state which was some distance away, so insisted that he stay the night at
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